Priced Out: Life on the Edge of Regeneration

Hello?  Hello?  You again. Thought you'd given up. Oh well, here we go again. Thank you for calling the London borough of your locality in London.  We are proud to be a borough of the Olympics, even though the Olympics was ages ago.  Your call is important to you. Me, us, OK?  Probably best to give up now.  We expect to answer your call in - You have chosen option four.  Have you tried emailing us? Our email address is: housing at London borough of your locality dot London dot org dot uk dot… dot. If you email us, please include your casework number in the subject line, otherwise we will not answer your email, or indeed even read it.  If you do not have a casework number, please email: housing help at London borough of your locality of London town dot dot org uk and include your non-existent casework number in the subject line.  Please note, emails without your casework number will be automatically deleted, but you won't ever know what has been deleted and what hasn't, and we will automatically blame you for not knowing. I know you are now very worried that you do not have a casework number.  Please hold to be allocated a casework number.  We will answer your call in approximately seven months time. Profiterole.  Our phone lines are down.  Goodbye.